Pathfinder Riverside

Kobold Extermination!
Adventure 3

-Our heros
>The Cimmerian (human barbarian)
>Unknown (human cleric)
>Unknown (goblin (???)
>Haskins (goblin rogue)
>Unknown (Sylph witch) (Raven familiar)
>Tom Bombadill (human barbarian) (potato aficionado)
>Elfira (noble elf druid) (griffin companion)
>Corbin the Hagshoff guard (NPC Guest) (Wolfy)

-Party reaches end of royal escape tunnel

-Vault 100% same make and style vault door as the one they entered through, only handle to open in front of them

>Opens rusted dusty vault door quietly

>Good thing too, theres a 10ftx7ft brass engraved panel of a dragon conquering a cyclops leaned against door

-Party suspiciously and unknowingly enters kobold tribe treasure hoard

-Party plunders, finds variety of items, most notably a brass chunk shaped like an eye, a small brass cyclops trinket, 3 books written in draconic language (schematics, recipe and yet unidentified), pile of brass scales, bottles of alchemist fire and an ivory scroll box

>Party too distracted searching through piles of treasure, fail secret perception roll on kobold who spots them first and quietly raises an intruder alarm to the tribe

-Party begins looking further around room, notice many tracks on ground (not investigated) and ropes and wires stretched across ceiling

>Party rightfully suspicious of trapped fence meant to deter outsiders from entrance to their treasure hoard room (sets off traps to break down fence)

>arrows fire from across the hall due to disturbed wires on the fence, setting off tiny alarm bells as they fire

>Entire tribe now aware of location of party

>Haskins discovers by accident and size sets of kobold tunnels running through the walls

>Only Haskins, Unknown goblin and Flapjack are small enough to fit through (Kobold average size between 2.5 to three feet tall)

>Kobolds bark at goblins to leave in draconic

> DOES NOT COMPUTE (No one speaks Draconic)

-Goblins attack kobolds, discover they are guarding a nest

>Unkown goblin smashes eggs to liquid pulp (does not investigate eggs further)

-Flapjack goes on scalping spree

-Corbin discovers if he holds in his gut and ducks, he can fit into parts of kobold dug tunnels

>Corbin kills few kobolds, discover another egg nest

-Nopes out

-Rest of party begins to separate and begin to zerg

>Tall and medium sized members of party subject to skewer alley

-other end of skewer alley has fully armored axe battle ready humanoid standing ready to charge and being very still

>The cimmerian throws a rock, yells “yooo..”

>Plan fails, “humanoid begins to hum”

>/oh i think you made him mad/

-Unknown cleric sneaks towards him to calm him down, still humming, shes spooked

>wooden floor under her flexes slightly as she walks (no checks made)

-Tall party members press forward and split again into two groups

>Haskins, Unknown goblin and Corbin on cleanup duty

-Unknown goblin and corbin surround and kill a kobold who releases a sleeping dust (Players leave)

>Haskins face when…

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-Tom Bombadill checks out the sweet great axe of the metal humming man (a suit filled with bees)

>CAREFULLY replaces bee mans axe with his own

-Plan succeeds

>BIRTHDAY AXE, Brass engraved great axe of minor cold

> the Cimmerian charges into next room to save Unknown witch and Unknown cleric from spidery doom

>Unknown witch retreats to gain distance, unknowingly sets off weight limit of trap due to both herself and Tom Bombadill standing on platform

>Toms face when…

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- Unknown witch scrambles out of bee hole quickly

-Party quickly catches bee hole on fire, Tom Bombadill joins haskins, Elfira and witch

-Elfira saved by Tom Bombadill (que fireworks)

-Party begins their way to the big room where the cimmerian and cleric are

>one kobold, Zilk the Kobold left alive, party indifferent at thoughts of his death

>Zilk is now convinced party is enemy to kobold and dragon alike. opts out of death and stays back to guard last of eggs

>Cimmerian slices head priestess of the Brass statue kobold tribe straight in half

-Unknown cleric spots large hidden chamber, Tom Bombadill finds kobold tribes fire dagger, gives to Haskins

>GIANT BRASS DRAGON STATUE WITH ONE RUBY EYE (cyclops skeleton on floor)

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-Party now all together again

>END OF NIGHT

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The Deep Sleep Massacre in Hagshoff Guard Chambers!
Adventure 2

-Our heros
>The Cimmerian (human barbarian)
>Unknown (human cleric)
>Unknown (goblin (???)
>Haskins (goblin rogue)
>Unknown (Sylph witch) (Raven familiar)
>Tom Bombadill (human barbarian) (potato aficionado)
>Elfira (noble elf druid) (griffin companion)
>Corbin the Hagshoff guard (NPC Guest Wolfy)

-Party raiding Hagshoff guard armor and weapons storage

-Stan the Paladin Keeping watch through the door

-Stan spots Corbin the Hagshoff guard on daily rounds

-“Hey friend! help us escape?”

-Plan succeeds

-Party is told by Corbin that a large number of off duty guards are sleeping

-Only feasible path to secret exit, must take it

-Party deliberates tactics, settles on sleep massacre thanks to suggestion and plan by Haskins

-Party sneaks into room, distributing themselves among the beds with the sleeping guards

-Methodically coup de grace 99% of the way to many guards

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-DM rolls natural 20 perception check on bloody gurgling noises

-Party spotted by newly appointed leader of the guard

-Stan seeks vengeance, party obliges, new guard captain falls swiftly and potato soup and high fives are had

-Tom Bombadill suggests to Elfira that eggs hatch when subjected to warmth

-“the fire should work”

-Plan succeeds

>Enter FLAPJACK the Griffin compainion

-Stan leads party further into guards chambers.

>Tom Bombadill finds stack of wanted posters with themselves among the pile

>"WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE"

>Tom Bombadill turns out to be the next Picasso, draws 100% perfect beards and mustaches on every wanted poster

>Takes newly doodled posters along with party

-Last room is Hagshoff town tax collection; Raided

-Stan opens hidden vault to underground royal escape tunnel.

>Stan must stay behind to close the vault and throw off the direction of any pursuing guards

-Party joined by Corbin enter the tunnels and walk for a long ways before reaching the other side of the escape tunnel

>END OF NIGHT

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Escape the Hagshoff prison!
Adventure 1

-Our heros
>The Cimmerian (human barbarian)
>Unknown (human cleric)
>Unknown (goblin (???)
>Haskins (goblin rogue)
>Unknown (Sylph witch) (Raven familiar)
>Tom Bombadill (human barbarian) (potato aficionado)
>Elfira (noble elf druid) (griffin companion)

-Wake up in dungeon wearing burlap sacks, amnesia as to how they became trapped in this predicament

-cut selves free with mysterious dagger that fell from a metal air shaft

-search rooms, find four rings (some still attached to fingers), dagger has mysterious handprint carved in it

-cave has handprint carved on it

-barbs bust a hole in wall with boulder

-rogue swims through dim underground river/sewage disposal to lead party out

-find a tunnel, take it

-enter Stan the Paladin

-enter (unknown) the slightly singed cleric

-enter (unknown) the trapped goblin (???)

-enter (witch familiar) eating stans deceased mount, griffin

>party devises plan to attack guards who change the prison food buckets

-plan succeeds

>kill one guard, stab Lucky the Hagshoff guard through the eye and set him ablaze leaving him for dead

-Stan leads party to armor closet for supplies

-party in guard garb

-Tom Bombadill takes a large sack of potatoes

-find chest with stans griffins only egg (labeled evidence) and an alchemists formula book (labeled evidence) (mostly empty pages and singed also)

END OF NIGHT

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